STASH, CACHE & BEYOND: Dildology Level Over 1000?
This pleasure pep talk party is about to get more bawdy and bizarre than before.
Hi! I'm Cy, a cervix sorceress and sex toy critic, here to provide pleasure pep talks, feral field notes, and mind-melding magic to expand ecstasy everywhere.
I've lost count of how many toys I've tested and reviewed on my sex toy review blog, Super Smash Cache — 485 posts and maybe 1000 sex toys, or maybe closer to 2000.
And I'm both broadening my definition of pleasure and narrowing my scope to what I genuinely love and say "Fuck yes" to.
Fuck yes to vaginal penetration, from tip drilling to deep dicking to super-sized stretching and, of course, cervix sorcery.
Fuck yes to training the brain and priming it for pleasure.
Dive into deeper dimensions with me.
This pleasure pep talk party is about to get more bawdy and bizarre than before.
What's Coming Up in the Stash and Cache?
Here's what's happening as I'm stepping into a new era.
We're nearing the final stages of my website redesign, which will showcase my all-time favorites more clearly and feature refined filtering to help you find the right toy for your body. 485 posts is a lot, but we'll be sorting it so the old cult classics are easy to find — as they deserve to be.
I'll be answering questions in the r/sextoys Subreddit in the meantime. It's an odd time to join Reddit, I know, but it really doesn't make sense to post new blog content while my website is being torn down and rearranged behind the scenes.
I'm getting my wisdom teeth taken out at the ripe age of almost 31 — another reason for me to take it relatively easy when it comes to new content this month.
Once the website is complete, I'll reshare the frequently asked questions from my website into a newsletter series here — so you can receive all the most important insights in snack-sized chunks. Feel free to binge on my website, though. ;)
My OnlyFans will also have new audio tracks! I intend to showcase breathwork and the ways I might adjust my inhales and exhales for different effects on my orgasm climb, plateau, and peak phases. So, if you find that hot, I appreciate it! However, please refrain from asking me for videos. I don't want to do ongoing customer support for a service I didn't promise.
I may be traveling to my parents' home country — where it would be illegal for me to bring sex toys — in the fall. That may mean fewer toy-focused posts on my blog that month. There may be more abstractly reflective content — think books, culture, spirituality, and, of course, personal mythology and inner evolution.
Blog Post Topics to Anticipate Post-Redesign Launch
As far as reviews to anticipate?
I don't want to reveal all of the secret sauce before it simmers, but here's a preview of what sex and toy-related blog post topics might be coming up soon!
Realistic-tasting cum recipes
...and more!
How Can You Support Me?
Show your love for the Super Smash Cache sex blog by:
Leaving me a tip — for my birthday, for my website redesign, for my wisdom tooth extraction, or to say "thank you."
Buying sex toys, accessories, and books with my links and codes
Subscribing to my soon-to-be audio smut library (again, please don't ask for video)
Subscribing to and sharing my Substack with your friends (duh!)
My Substack is for content that doesn't quite fit neatly on Instagram or my blog — long-form and more personal.
Thank you for reading along and savoring my takes as I service my cervix. Let's take care of ourselves, because we all deserve it.